GoldStar Offers Olive Branch

GoldStar Offers SteveO to MidEast

Gesture Shocks Wicker Park Softball Community

Story by Larry Mills - for The Bunion
Friday, February 10, 2006; Posted: 11:01 a.m. EST (16:01 GMT)

Chicago, Illinois (CNN) -- In a move that has shocked the close-knit Wicker Park softball commnuity, GoldStar Softball management has offered the services of SteveO to the Mideast.

Reliable sources close to GoldStar management say the gesture is ostensibily GoldStar's way of attempting to lessen tensions between Western and Islamic cultures and thereby reduce the threat of global terrorism .

When asked about the assignment, SteveO (currently GoldStar' star pitcher and Ambassador to Strip Clubs) agreed he might be able to offer techniques to help those interested but warned that the unleashing of long held sexual tension might hurtle those not prepared to the precipice of the abyss. "I'm accepting only on the condition I can bring along my "assistants"; they do look middle-eastern-ish" SteveO said.

PIC: SteveO confers with his "Spanish Harem" on the best way in which to spread love in this dangerous time of Koranimal Passions Burning Bright throughout the Middle East.