Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Why Am I Not Surprised ? re: NO  Tourney Takers (just jokers, smokers- midnight tokers!)


We have trouble getting into April Softball, let alone MARCH games... but if the weather is freakishly warm, we'll be SORRY!

Sunday, February 26, 2006

UNCANNY!!! Fwd: 16" Tournament anyone? (March 11th- Mitts LEGAL! Olympia Park, Chi-Town!)

BJ Sanabria <whosekaper@yahoo.com> wrote:
March 11th there is a tournament at Olympia park which has four diamonds,Olympia park is located at 6400 N Avondale
in Chicago. The terms are  $ 175 per team , Mitts are legal,
you get a guarantee of three games, cash prizes go to
first, second, third and fourth place out of twelve teams.

Fwd: [goldstarsoftball] it's that time again

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TIMMO is in like QUINN! ;-)


On Feb 26, 2006, at 10:23 PM, Chuck Brown wrote:


There's a softball meeting this Thursday at 7:30 at

the Wicker Park Fieldhouse.


Who can make it?



Monday, February 13, 2006

Northeast United States joins Hurricane Katrina survivors

East coast population blames Bush for blizzrd!

FULL MOON MADNESS_ Pick up SOSA for a Million!!!

Sunday, February 12, 2006
Updated: February 13, 3:41 PM ET

WOULD IT BE N-U-T-S to give SAMMY a MILLION or TWO to GET to 600 HOMERS in CUBBY BLUE ????? - TimmO' ;-P
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Source: Sosa would rather retire than 'beg for a spot'

MIAMI -- Sammy Sosa is seriously considering retiring from baseball instead of accepting an offer from the Washington Nationals, a source close to the player told ESPNdeportes.com.

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Sosa has not made a decision regarding the contract offer from Washington, which is a non-guaranteed, one-year pact for $500,000.

"Sammy doesn't think of himself as someone who has to beg for a spot on a big league roster," said the source.

Washington's offer is the only one the Dominican slugger and potential Hall of Famer has received this winter.

With 588 career home runs, Sosa is the all-time leader among Latin American players. He had three years of 60 or more home runs between 1998 and 2001 as a Cub, becoming enormously popular in Chicago and throughout baseball.

However, injuries and some bad publicity, including the discovery of a corked bat in 2003, have affected his legacy and market value.

"Sammy wants to get to 600 home runs, but he's not willing to humiliate himself to keep playing. He feels that the lack of interest in his services this winter constitutes a humiliation," added the source.

Although the team has not set a deadline for a decision by Sosa, the Nationals would like to have the situation resolved before pitchers and catchers report to spring training on February 18. Washington originally only offered a minor league contract, with an invitation to spring training.

Sosa is taking his time to mull the decision, consulting with family and friends. Some have encouraged him to continue playing, while others have suggested he leave baseball.

Sosa, 37, was released by the Orioles after a disappointing 2005, when he hit .221 with 14 home runs and 45 RBI in 102 games.

The "Caribbean Bambino" was affected by various injuries last year, when he made $17 millon in the last season of a five-year deal he signed with Chicago in 2002. Baltimore declined a $18 million option for 2006.

The Nationals see Sosa as an insurance policy entering spring training, in case Jose Guillen's shoulder does not heal as quickly as they would like, and also with Alfonso Soriano's apparent refusal to switch from the infield to the outfield.




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Why would Congress award millions of dollars in defense contracts to companies that dont do much in the way of defense work? Thats what were trying t

It's going to be a nutty election

Friday, February 10, 2006

GoldStar Offers Olive Branch

GoldStar Offers SteveO to MidEast

Gesture Shocks Wicker Park Softball Community

Story by Larry Mills - for The Bunion
Friday, February 10, 2006; Posted: 11:01 a.m. EST (16:01 GMT)

Chicago, Illinois (CNN) -- In a move that has shocked the close-knit Wicker Park softball commnuity, GoldStar Softball management has offered the services of SteveO to the Mideast.

Reliable sources close to GoldStar management say the gesture is ostensibily GoldStar's way of attempting to lessen tensions between Western and Islamic cultures and thereby reduce the threat of global terrorism .

When asked about the assignment, SteveO (currently GoldStar' star pitcher and Ambassador to Strip Clubs) agreed he might be able to offer techniques to help those interested but warned that the unleashing of long held sexual tension might hurtle those not prepared to the precipice of the abyss. "I'm accepting only on the condition I can bring along my "assistants"; they do look middle-eastern-ish" SteveO said.

PIC: SteveO confers with his "Spanish Harem" on the best way in which to spread love in this dangerous time of Koranimal Passions Burning Bright throughout the Middle East.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

If BUSH gets impeached- ummm, who then becomes President?

For a Liberal, isn't that like "Out of the Frying Pan and Into the FIRE?

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(Original Post by J. Jonah Jakey-San... libby semi-reply pictogram grafted on by Los SpitallerrO';->)